Can you guess what a “porterage fee” is? No, never Google it. Just choose a guess. I could not guess. I have under no circumstances heard of it. But I wound up paying out it — $25 — in the course of a recent keep at a vacation resort resort in Hawaii with my wife.
In addition to the $359 each day home fee (and the $62.53 for typical, excise, county and — completely ready? — a localized “transit accommodation tax”) I was also billed a day by day $5 “housekeeping” and $50 “vacation resort cost” and, of course, the just one-time $25 “porterage” rate.